Doing a Tiger pump when you see all the bathroom stalls are empty. PGP.

That moment of pure anguish right before getting out of your car in the morning. PGP.

How does one get into white collar crime? PGP.

Justifying early day drinking because you’ll probably get to bed at a decent hour. PGP.

In some ways, I might be turning into the female version of George Costanza. PGP.

The overly aggressive automatic flusher just sprayed shit all over my clothes. PGP.

I call our outsourced team in India more than I call my mother. PGP.

I record golf when I’m out of the house on Sunday afternoons. I’ve officially become my father. PGP.

Actually starting to appreciate the way Larry David dresses. PGP.

“What do you mean it didn’t save?” PGP.