Submitting TFM posts when you’re 34 and married. PGP.

My boyfriend just got adult braces. #PGP

I still throw up in parking lots. PGP.

“Did you watch the riots last night?” PGP

Hangover anxiety so bad you think you might actually die

Never realized the extent of my immaturity until I attended today’s sexual misconduct seminar. PGP.

Babe flirting with me in the bar turned out to be a hooker. I couldn’t afford it. PGP

I’m drunk in my LinkedIn profile pic. PGP.

Those people on the technical school commercials look more happy and successful than me. PGP.

I still make out in bars.PGP