All of the responsibility, but none of the authority, to get the project done. PGP.

When you wear less makeup to work and your coworkers all take you aside to ask what’s wrong. “You look so sad today”. PGP.

How long have you been working here? PGP.

The song ” I don’t fuck with you” accurately describes how I feel about my coworkers. PGP.

Bought a steamer to save on dry cleaning. I’m way to lazy to use it. Pgp.

Just found out the girl I’ve been texting has a 6 year old. PGP.

“I think I’m gonna make the switch from coffee to tea.” PGP