I’m the only one in the office who can fix the copier when it jams. That’s real job security.

Sort by Price: Low to High. PGP.

“Please let me know if you have anymore questions!”

Chris Borland is my hero for retiring at 26. PGP.

Happy Hour on a Monday? This can’t go wrong right?

Got excited when I was invited to get drinks with “the girls”. Bailed when I heard we weren’t meeting until 10pm. PGP.

Someone broke into my car last night and took literally none of my possessions. PGP.

I left the bar at 9:15 on Saturday because I was tired. PGP

I haven’t had a tinder match in weeks. PGP