My boss has half my education and twice my salary. PGP

Margaritas give me acid reflux now.

Just staring at your computer screen in silence. PGP.

When your weekend plans are either “catch up on sleep” or “get blackout drunk”. PGP.

“Let me find out and call you right back” PGP.

There’s a Spring Break story on SnapChat. PGP.

Running errands during lunch. PGP.