Having sex with my shirt on.

Pondering your lunch plan four hours before lunch. PGP.

Married coworkers living vicariously through you. PGP.

Having the constant fear that my mute button will malfunction at the worst possible time. PGP.

Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.

Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP

Having to check instagrams to figure out whether or not she has kid(s). PGP.