Specials are my drink of choice. PGP.

Trojan taste. Durex budget. PGP.

Target taste, Walmart budget. PGP

Group texts with my friends used to be funny. Now the group texts include their wives. PGP.

Saw the sun this morning. That’s how I knew I was late for work. PGP

I did absolutely nothing this weekend. PGP.

Doing just enough to keep the power gut from getting any worse. PGP.