Not only have my friends been getting married, but now some of them are getting divorced. PGP.

Walking briskly through the office to create an illusion of being busy. PGP

I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t at least a little tired. PGP

I don’t recognize half the last names on my newsfeed. PGP

Coworker was telling me about his ex-wife. I don’t even have a girlfriend. PGP.

Is it seriously only Tuesday? PGP.

Guess I should have done a three year internship to meet entry level job requirements. PGP.