I have got to stop drinking like I’m still in college. PGP.

Team Snapchat was the only person to wish me a happy Valentine’s Day. PGP.

The last two girls I have been with have gotten engaged to the guy after me. PGP.

Just got a text from the office manager saying we are opening the office late due to the snow. I was already here. PGP.

I feel hungover every morning. I drink heavily about twice a week. PGP

Forget the freshman fifteen, the cubicle fifteen is real. PGP.

The amount of estrogen envy in the office every time flowers are delivered #PGP

My boss just bought a car that’s worth more than twice my salary. PGP.

Still waiting on that Christmas bonus. PGP.

My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.