Forgot to wear a belt.

Visiting my parents this weekend because I know they’ll take me to Costco. #PGP.

Entering liquor on my fitness pal #pgp

Started spending my tax refund today… haven’t yet done my taxes.

Can’t wait to get my taxes done so I can be responsible and blow it all in Vegas.

Being endorsed for relationship building on LinkedIn despite not being in a relationship.

Found myself explaining tinder to everyone at work; they looked at me like I had just discovered fire. PGP.

Showed up early enough to be on time, but late enough to miss out on free bagels. PGP.

The seamless transition from coffee to alcohol. #PGP