Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

Bringing your lunch to work so you can afford to drink after. PGP.

Can we all just agree that the international sign for “Leave me alone” is eating lunch at your desk? PGP.

My coworker just got engaged to someone she met on Tinder two months ago. PGP.

Not going to grad school because I just spent 17 fucking years in school. PGP.

My best friend just bought a house. I just bought a Cheesy Gordita Crunch with change. PGP.

Wondering what would happen if I just “forgot” to come back to work after lunch. PGP.

My friends are all getting engaged. I’m still puking on street corners. PGP.

I found out my current job was posted on LinkedIn, so I applied for it. PGPM.

Management has been asking for people to volunteer to take days off to save money on payroll. I volunteered tomorrow so I can go to a job interview. PGPM.