Puke and rallied this morning – by which I mean I was so hungover I puked but still had to go to work. PGP

3am conference calls with Japanese clients. PGP.

3 years removed from college and spring break photos are still filling up my social media. PGP.

Wishing you could pull a Jake Locker and retire at 26. PGP.

I’m on a first name basis with all of the over the phone IT guys. PGP

That moment on Monday when you finally check your account balance. PGP.

Explaining what you do for a living. PGP.

The old guy next to me uses talk to text. PGP.

When someone walks up to your desk and starts up a conversation while you’re clearly wearing headphones. PGP.

Cried on the way to work today. PGP.