My coworker asked me to read something to her because I knew the Greek Alphabet and she didn’t. They were Roman Numerals. PGP

Went from still drunk to hung over in the same meeting this morning. PGP.

I make it rain… Business cards. PGP

“I’m really busy with work” being the go-to excuse for not dating. PGP.

I’m not hungover today. This is weird. PGP.

Sunday morning shakes at church.

I sank 1/24th of my yearly income into my vacation. PGP

Sometimes when I get drunk I check my credit score. PGP

Reading PGP on a Friday night because I’ve been asked to come in early on Saturday. PGP