I showed up ten minutes late and I was the first person here. PGP.

7am vows to never drink again, 5pm decisions on what to drink first.

Afternoon pick-me-up of coffee and advil. PGP.

“My calendar is wide open.” PGP.

The overwhelming sense of relief when your boss says they aren’t coming in today. PGP

What am I even doing here? PGP

No one is here today but I am because I just couldn’t believe “Easter Monday” was a thing. PGP

Mint.com considered my $40 dinner a “large transaction”.

I bought a nice blender, and that shit has changed my life. PGP