Not checking social media before work so I won’t get bored as quickly once I get to the office. PGP.

I don’t remember the last time I was Happy for an entire Hour. PGP.

Fake it till you make it. PGP.

I’m the only one in my department who showed up for work today and I’m still to scared to get a beer with lunch. PGP.

I am the only person in my group of friends that has to work today.

They’re not gonna let us leave early. PGP.

Someone at the office announced they were retiring today. I still have 40 more years. PGP

Decided to stay in because Uber had a surge.

Going through the motions. PGP.

1: “Can we take this offline?” 2: “No.” PGP.