Started from the bottom, now i’m in Omaha. PGP

“Did you get that e-mail I just sent you?” PGP.

So many door handle pulls while I’m in the handicap stall. PGP.

Jordan Spieth is 21 and leading the Master’s. I’m 25 and making copies in a cubicle. PGP.

6 wings and one beer turned into 30 wings and me blacking out at Wing Night. PGP

This is my cubicle, there are many like it, but this one is mine. PGP.

All my friends are at the home opener and I’m at the office PGP

Had a great start to my quarter. Now my manager expects me to “keep up the great work!” PGP

Not even the day after tomorrow is Friday. PGP.