I NAILED the “blacksheep brother” role at my sister’s wedding.

“So, you still haven’t found a girlfriend?” PGP

Wedding I went to ended up being a cash bar.

Was too embarrassed to tell my doctor that I haven’t slept with anyone since my last visit.

Automatically downloading the apple watch app but not being anywhere close to being able to afford the actual watch #PGP

Received a congratulatory email for a promotion in error.

Stayed up three hours past my bed time last night. Woke up feeling hungover. I didn’t even drink last night. PGP