Chasing the mythological creature of “work/life balance”. PGP.

Taking 2 hours of mental preparation for 10 minutes worth of work. PGP

When the boss is away, the interns get paid. With extra work, the interns get paid with more of my work. PGP.

You know it’s going to be a good day when you get your side part in a straight line on your first try. PGP.

I’ll probably just get more coffee at 4:20. PGP.

That 2:30 feeling at 9 am. PGP.

Paying for your unemployed friends bar tab, because it’s the right thing to do. PGP.

Every time my parents invite me over, I prepare myself to be on an episode of “Intervention.”