Pretty sure I’m the guy who’s always humming in my office. PGP.

Starbucks taste; break room budget.

Putting “Fake Smiling” on my Linkedin skills page

2 billion dollar company. 1 ply toilet paper. #PGP

Been texting back an forth with three women at once today: My mom, my sister, and my boss. PGP

Bring your child to work day. PGP.

“Did you fall in?” After a long stint on the john. PGP.

Tore my left ACL in 2012. Tore my right one Sunday night playing indoor soccer. I’ll have two knee surgeries before I’m 25. I’m giving up on sports for good. PGP.

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

Pretending to work is harder than actually working.