My only Tinder match for the week has been the Bud Light Down for Whatever profile. PGP

58% of my yearly income goes to my student loans.

I still throw up in parking lots. PGP.

Getting a job rejection email from a baby boomer who has a high school diploma. PGP.

When the highlight of your birthday is entering into new tinder age brackets.

Your alma mater sending an email about saving for your child’s college fund when you graduated last year and are single.

Getting offers for vacations you’ll never be able to afford

Still holding out hope that I’m a late bloomer. PGP.

Hangover anxiety so bad you think you might actually die

Blacked out last weekend and woke up on Sunday with a Match.com account. It was $40. #PGP