I remember when waking up stiff in the morning was a good thing. PGP.

The most productive thing I’ve done all day is untangle my headphones. PGP

No one that has an office shows up here on Fridays. Only people in windowless cubes. PGP.

The interpretation of casual Friday here varies wildly

Icing your ankle after softball while watching 21-year-olds get drafted into the NFL.

Maybe if I view her Linkedin page enough times, she’ll know I’m trying to hook up.

Spending your afternoon off at the bank rolling funds over into an IRA. PGP.

Fell asleep for a few minutes at my desk this morning. PGP.

“Are you doing anything right now?”