5 of my Facebook friends are celebrating birthdays today, and I don’t care about any of them

Having ambitions to make chicken parmesan for dinner, being so lazy I settle for a rotisserie chicken instead. PGP

We’re almost half way through the second quarter already

Tuesday is the day I stop regretting last weekend and start looking forward to this weekend. PGP.

People are beginning to expect more out of me. PGP

Tried to impress a girl at the gym…threw my back out

“at least it was good interview practice”. PGP.

I know far more about the history and corporate structure of Sterling Cooper than the company I actually work for. PGP

Went up another survey age bracket.