Passed out on my couch Friday night … My backs still sore. PGP

Helping people find their dream job was not my dream. #PGP

The hardest part of my job is pretending to care.

Skipping leg day. PGP.

Fitbit giving me weekly reminders of how lazy I am. PGP.

Fat, but not happy.

I know exactly how much I can drink on a weeknight and not be hungover at work the next day. I usually blow right past it around 9 p.m. PGP.

You make a drunken scene at one family wedding, and no one lets you live it down. PGP