Mustered up the courage to ask for a half day today. No one else even showed up.

The intern just got caught looking at ESPN, and now all sports websites are blocked. PGP

Just reorganized my cubicle. Still looks like shit but at least I killed an hour. PGP.

That 2:30 feeling. PGP.

Describing how things are as the “same old shit” far too often than one should.

Downloading the New York Times Crossword app in attempts to keep your brain and vocabulary sharp. PGP.

I’ve been here almost two years and I can still touch all of the walls of my office at once

The biggest douche in my high school is now a famous actor in Hollywood. PGP.