It’s that time of year where I block all my teacher friends on social media for being on vacation PGP

The highlight of my weekend was getting new sheets at CostCo #PGP

I thought I was to the age where the engagements were over, then the next wave started.

“Thanks for reaching out!” PGP

My coworker just suggested I “give tinder a try”. PGP

My boss had more of a “wild” weekend than I did. PGP.

Responding to recruiters about jobs completely unrelated to your profession just because they look hot in their LinkedIn pic. PGP.

I don’t care about your kids.

“I will let you know as soon as I have any potential next steps.” PGP.

“How was your weekend?” PGP.