I don’t get cranky before I’ve had my coffee, but I tell people I do so they won’t talk to me. PGP.

Being peer pressured to take performance enhancing drugs by co-workers and management. I’m an accountant. PGP.

Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.

I’ll just do it tomorrow.

My PGP submission is currently live. Me, not so much. PGP

The after lunch poop being the most consistent part of your day. PGP.

Setting up fake conference calls so I don’t have to interact with my cubicle mates

When your boss suggests buying or doing things that he certainly knows aren’t affordable on your salary. PGP.

Waking up and leaving 15 minutes earlier just to avoid riding the train with your coworkers PGP

I upvote my own posts…sometimes. PGP.