CCing on emails is the grownup version of tattletale

Slowly, but surely, I am becoming my mother. PGP.

It’s amazing how much more work I can get done in the morning when I don’t show up hungover. PGP

Buying things from Father’s Day sales for my dad, and myself. PGP

Forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom. Just a man and his thoughts. PGP.

People going crazy over the Fed rate hike and I’m over here like what the fuck am I going to ear for dinner?

The first and the last hour of each day is wasted on nonsense internet browsing. PGP

My boss leaves at 3:30 everyday… I leave at 7. PGP.