My coworker is leaving work to go to the dentist and I’m jealous. PGP.

Taking fake poops

Never wanting to go to Sunday brunch again because two day hangovers are very real. PGP.

I’m an incredible interviewer but an awful employee #PGP

I either have to propose to her or break up with her. PGP

You haven’t truly lived until you’ve been drunk 3 separate times in the same day. PGP

Your once funny twitter feed now becoming an outlet to aggressively attack poor customer service accounts.

Groupon wine tastings. PGP.

“Rough night last night?” PGP.