A girl I referred to as “Slumpbuster” in college is now really hot and lives in Hawaii. I am now fat and live with my parents. PGP.

I don’t even like talking about work when I’m at work.PGP.

My boss just asked me about the job recruiter I added on LinkedIn. PGP.

Parents just moved into their dream home where I no longer have a room.

My boss congratulated me for having 500+ connections.

Pulled up too far from the ATM and had to open my door. PGP

Ever growing job duties, ever stagnant pay.

Asking for new brakes for your birthday. PGP.

The organization that I applied to work for just sent my current boss an employment questionnaire about me. PGP.

Friendly reminders are never friendly. PGP.