I would be lying if I said I had any intention of doing any actual work today.

Had a dream that I slept past my alarm. Woke up to find it wasn’t a dream. PGP

When you finally have sex and you and her are on completely different pages

Thinking about taking a personal finance class

Having a sexual experience that says “So, that’s how bad it could be?”

“Hi! I’m just calling to follow up” PGP

📉 actual chart of my ambition today

When “Hey, how’s it going?” leads into “Hey, would you mind…?” PGP.