My mom texts every Friday morning asking me if I have “big plans” for the weekend.

“Will you sign this card for Jane?” PGP

The “O” key on my keyboard is starting to stick. PGP

“I’ll shoot it over to you now.”

Used my gambling winnings to pay my rent.

I now watch games at home because bars are too loud.

Pretending to like these people is getting exhausting. PGP.

I am still expected to work at least 40 hours this week. PGP.

While I really appreciate it, giving me my own office with a door was a big mistake as far as productivity goes. PGP.

1: “Did you see my email?”2: “Yeah… Looking at it right now…” PGP