27 hours until Memorial Day Weekend,119 hours until Tuesday morning. PGP

“I’m sorry, but the person you called has a voice mailbox that has not been setup yet. Goodbye.”

“It’s just not my day” describing every day of your life. PGP.

I can’t get LTE in the bathroom anymore. PGP

I need coffee to poop in the morning now PGP

‘Sunday Scaries’ turning into pulling a Peter Gibbons type week. PGP.

I can’t even afford to casually date. PGP.

One too many glasses of pinot while watching the bachelorette and I now have a 6-month membership to match.com. #PGP