Checking the current weather from my computer because my personal office has no windows. #PGP

My coworkers found out my college nickname.

Another human being made more than my yearly salary in half a second. #PGP

More like DRINK DE MAYO. AMIRIGHT?! (Just kidding, I’m at work and went to bed at 9:30 last night.) PGP

I tried to get up early and run today. I didn’t get up early and run today. PGP.

Taco Tuesday on cinco de mayo coincidence? I think not. PGP.

My manager made me drive back to Taco Bell to get him free breakfast. PGP.

Outlook invites to happy hour. PGP.

I stayed in this weekend and read for fun PGP