I’m still not sure who my actual boss is

I have to work today. PGP.

I almost went to the gym this morning. PGP.

I can’t stand those college kids. PGP.

Smoked a drunk cigarette over the weekend, still have a lingering cough #PGP

My condoms expired.

“I should probably stretch first”. PGP.

Pretending to be religious to get out of work on Friday PGP.

Giving your liver a nice, healthy break from Monday to Wednesday. PGP.

It’s only Wednesday. PGP