People assume I’m an IT guy just because I’m the youngest one here. PGP.

Got a promotion. Now everyone hate me. PGP

My parents strongly suggested that I try online dating.

“Thank you for scheduling your payment” Fuck off. PGP

Chasing Tylenol with coffee. PGP.

When you wake up 3 minutes before your alarm will go off but you still try to fall back asleep anyway. PGP.

Feeling compelled to order water at lunch just because your boss did. PGP.

Using your complete access to your bosses calendar to plan naps while they’re in meetings. PGP.

Spending more then you make.