I’m the only person in my office that didn’t take an extra day for the 4th. PGP.

When my parents asked me what I wanted for my birthday this year, I asked for a sonicare toothbrush. PGP.

Forgetting everything you read on Friday in preparation for a Monday morning meeting. PGP.

Labor Day can’t come soon enough. PGP.

Thinking to yourself “…there’s no way this can be right,” when your bank account hits four digits. PGP.

My college girlfriend telling me, “You don’t have fun anymore”. PGP.

Been tired since 2009. PGP.

Being on a first-name basis with the manager at Chipotle. PGP.

Getting a phone call after 4:00 PM heading into a long holiday weekend. PGP.

FICA tax is making me resent my grandma. PGP.