Non-C Level douches who write their LinkedIn profiles in the third person.

Being locked in a room with idiots all day. PGP.

“STOP REPLYING TO ALL” replied to all. PGP.

I flew back from California. My luggage flew to Poland. PGP.

I listen to podcasts more than I listen to music. PGP.

Using “It was a short month” as your excuse for being broke at the end of February. PGP.