Non-C Level douches who write their LinkedIn profiles in the third person.
Being locked in a room with idiots all day. PGP.
“STOP REPLYING TO ALL” replied to all. PGP.
I flew back from California. My luggage flew to Poland. PGP.
I listen to podcasts more than I listen to music. PGP.
Using “It was a short month” as your excuse for being broke at the end of February. PGP.