I have two sets of tupperware with similar but not matching lids and it’s slowly driving me insane. PGP.

Bright and breezy while at work. Dark and cold when you get off. PGP.

Getting more excited about Tax Breaks than Spring Breaks. PGP.

My boss’s stress has now become my stress. PGP.

You know you’re getting old when your friends all start having planned pregnancies. PGP.

Only one in the office today because I haven’t been here long enough to burn some PTO days. PGP.

I want to get a more adult haircut, but I don’t know how. PGP.

Old job commute: 17 miles. New job commute: 3.8 miles. PGPM.

Nothing fucks up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Wednesday. PGP.

If I had $1 for every time I heard the phrase “touch base” in the office, I could afford to add avocado to everything. PGP.