I drink my coffee black. It’s simple and bitter just like me. PGP

Physically, I haven’t missed a day of work in months. Mentally, I haven’t shown up to work in months.

Dancing like Drake in Hotline Bling. PGP.

Took a day off from work to run errands. PGP.

Only 3 more years until my car is paid off.

Well, I convinced myself to go to work today, again. PGP

My office spouse left me.

First to arrive at happy hour, last to arrive at the office. PGP

Justifying your random assortment of furniture with “My future wife is just going to throw out all of my things anyway”. PGP.