I don’t get wedding invites anymore because all my friends are already married. PGP

I get promotional emails from the local liquor store. PGP.

Pretending that you actually have some pull when your buddy asks if your company is hiring. PGP.

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

I get excited for training classes out of state because it’s the closest I come to a real vacation

I spend most of my Monday at work trying to think of witty posts to put on the PGP wall. PGP.

I’m drunk in my LinkedIn profile pic. PGP.

Those people on the technical school commercials look more happy and successful than me. PGP.

I still make out in bars.PGP

Woke up in the middle of the night because I had a dream the Fed raised interest rates and I didn’t refinance my student loans in time. PGP