“You’re the future leaders of this company”

“So, you still haven’t found a girlfriend?” PGP

Wedding I went to ended up being a cash bar.

Vacationing in your college town. #PGP

I got on the same elevator with the attractive girl, and completely choked

Telling yourself it’s almost the weekend on Wednesday. PGP.

My new office is about 90% women and 99% of them have boyfriends or husbands. PGP

Only being able to tell your coworkers the PG13, edited for TV, version of your weekend. PGP

Maybe I should go back to school for a master’s. PGP

“Where’d you go to college?” … “Were you Greek?”. PGP