Spending more then you make.

“I’m really busy with work” being the go-to excuse for not dating. PGP.

Starting to recognize the same cars every morning on your commute. PGP.

My boss has half my education and twice my salary. PGP

I’m now part of “the machine” that I used to rage against. PGP.

National “take a 3 hour lunch day” #PGPM

I should have just taken the day off. PGP.

Skipped the 5k I registered for because I went out the night before.

According to my life insurance policy I’m worth a lot more dead than alive. PGP

Having to create two different ESPN accounts so that your coworker’s group can’t see that you’re also affiliated with your college friend’s group called “Tiggo Bitties”. PGP.