Still haven’t bought Christmas presents for my family. PGP.

Just found out I’m working a full day Christmas Eve and the day after Christmas. PGP.

It was a tough decision, but I am now moving my official bed time from 11 to 10. PGP.

Being excited about getting a Roomba for Christmas. PGP.

Going stag to the office Holiday party. PGP.

No plans are the best plans. PGP.

Have I seen the sun this week? PGP.

I have more leftover booze than I have leftover food. So, this is how I die. PGP.

Acquiring a large collection of allen wrenches because of all the Target and IKEA furniture you own. PGP.