Intentionally avoiding the cute teller at the bank, because you don’t want her to see your account balance. PGP.

Fighting the urge to pretend I’m on Shark Tank and typing “for that reason, I’m out” in work emails. PGP.

Let’s just see who pops up on Match.com in the $150k+ income bracket. PGP.

A 23-year-old just won the World Cup for his country. All I’ve done for mine is pay taxes. PGP.

Engaging in an all day “thermostat battle” with an unknown coworker. PGP.

Missed my quarterly bonus. PGP.

Not being able to afford picking up the tab with your girlfriend’s parents. PGP.

Today at work I’m wearing my dad’s suit from the 80’s. Last time I wore it was at a theme party.

Ugh. PGP.

Your boss questioning decisions that they instructed you to make. PGP.