I have no self control. PGP.

Getting all excited about a raise that can barely cover the price of one extra Subway Sandwich every two weeks. PGP.

Cleaning my desk area being the most satisfying and rewarding thing I’ve done all day. PGP.

I thought once I graduated, I would would be living like Jordan Belfort. I was tragically mistaken. PGP.

Me when I was 18: “I’ll be a billionaire by 25.” Me now: “I wonder if I’ll still be living at home by 25.” PGP.

Never getting any Snapchats. PGP.

Enthusiasm over a quality pen. PGP.

Not being funny enough for the PGP wall. PGP.

Shit’s expensive. PGP.

My alarm is set for 6:47AM because I NEED those extra two minutes of sleep. PGP.