Forgot to put on deodorant this morning. Had to train a hot new intern. She was repulsed by me. PGP.

Spent all night debating what type of fat guy I am after reading the PGP column. PGP.

Having the IT department’s extension memorized. PGP.

Jared Leto visited our office for some reason today. Almost asked him if he’s still handling the Fisher account. PGP.

My parents are planning a family vacation without me. PGP.

Anytime I open a link in a new window instead of a new tab, I get irrationally angry. PGP.

Three-day weekend means my credit card bill is through the roof. PGP.

Realizing you’d rather start at the bottom somewhere else than advance within your current organization. PGP.

College girls think I’m too told. Girls I meet out think I’m too young. PGP.

This morning, I had a bag of airline peanuts for breakfast from a flight I had last week. PGP.