I don’t feel happy anymore when I get paid. Just guilt. PGP.

That second piece of birthday cake setting the pace for the rest of your afternoon. PGP.

Realizing you won’t be seeing the light of day until Summer 2015. PGP.

I think Fallon comes on too late. PGP.

Thinking that a five minute desk exercise YouTube video will suffice as my daily workout. PGP.

Binge eating coworkers’ kid’s halloween candy. PGP.

My wife is my best friend. PGP.

“How long will my gchat stay green until my status goes idle?” PGP.

“Please put away your dishes. Your mother does not work here.” PGP.