Size 36 on Friday. Size 38 on Monday. PGP.

Using Tinder as my main source of social interaction. PGP.

I have $23 in my checking account to last until payday. PGP.

“My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone.” -Patrick Bateman. PGP.

Started this month with a broken down car and declined credit card. Happy October. PGP.

I’m 100% positive the guy begging for change by my office has a higher net worth than me. PGP.

There are two types of people in my office: people with hobbies and people with kids. I have neither. PGP.

I need to lose weight because I got fat. I can’t afford to lose weight because my suits won’t fit. PGP