Finding weed is hard. PGP.

I’m on a first name basis with the Chinese delivery guy, but none of my neighbors. PGP.

I can’t tell if I have low libido or if I’m just too tired to jack off anymore. PGP.

It’s almost “drive to work in the dark, drive home in the dark” season. PGP.

Depression from your team’s loss on Sunday violently colliding with your Monday depression. PGP.

Not sure if my shakes are coming from my hangover or my coffee. PGP.

This whole Ray Rice thing really makes me wonder how many times someone has seen me pick my nose while riding an elevator alone. PGP.

Using your old college ID to get a discount on a haircut. PGP.

Just started a new job. PGP is blocked on our network. PGP.

“I just wanted to thank you again for the opportunity…” PGP.