“There’s no one new around you.” Story of my life. PGP.

Debating if anyone will notice if I leave work six hours early. PGP.

Oh good, it’s Thursday. That means I might actually have something to post on Instagram. PGP.

Sucking in the double chin and the gut at the same time. PGP.

Making the wardrobe transformation from “business professional” to “homeless person” as soon as you get home. PGP.

Spent my entire lunch break reading about Ebola. PGP.

It’s my first day off in months. I’m taking the GRE. PGP.

I don’t poop at home so I have something to do at the office. PGP.

Getting dirty looks from people when you tell them you actually like your job. PGP.